lincoln murry

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Lincoln Murry dumbass

by Oscinibruv July 5, 2019

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stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

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Lincoln Log

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.

Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.

by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

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Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year

On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020

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Dusty Lincoln

Jizz on someones face and attach shaved pubes.

Jay's beard looks like a dusty lincoln

by Penguids August 18, 2021

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Lincoln caruana is a hard working, determined, but goofy ahh person. he is short and chubby and is fatherless (lol)
barely gets gurlz. and also has no dad. hes a funny guy but watches too much tiktok. his humour is broken and he has no dad.
he also has no dad.

person 1: oh look its lincoln caruana
person 2: lol
lincoln: hi there, you look familiar
person 1: im your dad

by Theo. L October 29, 2023

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