October 4th

Today was the day that all the twins were born. Don't mean biological. Mostly the people you meet in 4th grade and claim to be your twin. And twin if you see this,. I LOVE YOU BITCH!!!!!

Person:Happy birthday!
Person:This is the only day I have to be nice to you.
Person:I love you!
Person:I love you too I guess.
Person:It's October 4th!!!!

by AllieGayTerd November 05, 2019

August 4th

The day you must say ‘can I get a Hoya’ to anyone who is called Keira and has this birthday. 💋X

Yo it’s Keira’s birthday (August 4th). *says to keira* can I get a Hoya?

by Kikidouluvme October 16, 2019

February 4th

National Baby Dyke day
That day of the year where all the baby dykes rise up

Why are there so many baby dykes raiding the mall?!
Bro haven’t you heard it’s February 4th

by Bbg_mb4 October 19, 2019

July 4th

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

July 4th is murica day

by FUCKYOUCUNTMUFFIN October 14, 2019

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 04, 2022

December 4th

National send a booty pic day

Oh shit it's December 4th! Time to send a booty pic!

by NotAsura-ian December 04, 2020

December 4th

National (LGBTQ Version) say yes to the person who asks you out day. If someone ask you out you HAVE to say yes. No matter what.

Guy 1; Hey can you go out with me?
Guy 2; Uhh no.
Guy 1: It's December 4th
Guy 2: Sh**

by gayman12 December 05, 2020