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Puta mija

Means I love you in spanish ...love pet name for wife
My puta mija ( my wife) is my world
by Wench1337 January 14, 2022
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puta deita-te

portuguese expression for when you find yourself in an unexpected or somewhat frustrating situation
you are driving and the light turns from green to red

"oh puta deita-te"
by rdmf95 March 25, 2022
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Puta

Means a loved one, an amazing and unique person that you consider perfect! Usually, portuguese and Spanish people use this word for people that they love romantically, it's very sweet and cute to call your partner at valentine's day! :)

P- perfeito (perfect)

U- único (unique)

T-Talentosa(talented)

A-Amável (sweet)
-És mesmo uma puta!
-(you're such a puta!)
by Your friend ig or not idc January 23, 2022
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PUTA

It is Spanish or Latin for Bitch or Whore.
Person 1: Sup puta, how's shit going. bro
Person 2: Nothing bro, jus the usual shit.
by Ezeki-B April 2, 2021
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Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.
Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…
by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025
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Puta Paisa

A woman from Medellín, Colombia, who treats dating as a full-time hustle aimed at attracting foreign men—especially Gringos. Unlike the working girls of Parque Lleras, the Puta Paisa doesn’t charge by the hour; she plays the long game.

She’s fluent in flirtation, halfway fluent in English, and claims to run a “business” (usually an Instagram boutique that’s mysteriously unprofitable). Her daily routine revolves around gym selfies, aesthetic appointments, and curating the illusion of luxury living—all funded by admirers rather than sales.

Not to be confused with:
A sex worker. The Puta Paisa’s currency is attention, lifestyle upgrades, and validation. Cash just comes later—indirectly.
“Bro, she said she owns a swimsuit line on Instagram, but she’s been ‘networking’ with tourists in El Poblado every night. Classic Puta Paisa.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 30, 2025
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La Puta Paisa

Mujer de Medellín que convierte “buscar marido gringo” en una carrera profesional. No cobra por hora como las de Parque Lleras —ella juega al ajedrez emocional: lento, calculado, y con filtro Valencia en cada foto.

Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
by Klassy Kimberly October 31, 2025
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