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Jerking the Colon Boner

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012
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Shit Boner

"When Ryan bent over, Josh got a shit boner"
by shitloving July 6, 2020
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cat aided boner

when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!
percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner
by chrisphillips April 27, 2009
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boner biting bastard

bryan and toby bite each others dicks
by $ico March 26, 2003
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don't get a boner

a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.
Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.

Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.
by EDDIE C. April 4, 2009
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5 hour boner

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.
Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."
by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010
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Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011
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