ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

Ur Mom

What can i say except, Your mom. She's beautiful and Hot <3 Milf Like.

"Me when Ur Mom"

by Rian0 March 11, 2022

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur deh

illiana's dad as spoken by her friends

"Illiana, ur deh is here! Go say hi to him!" Samantha said loudly.

by valmalaur October 15, 2025

ur mom

the funniest comeback in history

?? 1: hey u wanna got to a fancy resurant?\
??2: no i wann go to ur mom :)

by Urmominmyballs January 21, 2022

Ur girfriend a bell end

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.

James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.

by OldBucketOfNachos June 9, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty

Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨

by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022