university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study

fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌

by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 07, 2022

Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.

Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.

by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022

Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.

Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.

by NOYB4 September 26, 2021

University

A womb for people who are not ready to face the reality.

University is a womb.

by cum-on March 12, 2023

university

Place where you trade your mental health for a degree.

Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I study IT at the university"

by dwoazen appel May 17, 2022

university

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.

university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world

by Virgos Child February 14, 2025

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022