two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina
That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}
by realgalpal1 April 03, 2016
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two dogs in the bath tub

It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass
Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!
by partyboyneil August 24, 2008
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kill two frogs with one dart

Usage: A more unique way to say the highly overused "killing two birds with one stone."
Origin: Truly legendary members of native tribes that inhabit the lush rainforests of this planet have been rumored to possess the incredible ability of being able to kill multiple frogs with a single blowgun dart from exactly the right angle.
We can kill two frogs with one dart by doing that biochemical experiment!

With her blowgun, the hunter killed two poison dart frogs with a poisonous dart that was coated in poison from poison dart frogs.
by AttiFinch April 13, 2011
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The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
by ShadowzI May 13, 2013
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Two Man Conga-Line

An allegory for gay sex between males.
Hey, I hear you guys were doing the two man conga-line after New Year’s
by toomanyducks June 20, 2019
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one if by land two if by sea

inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"
I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week
by Judan696969 May 22, 2022
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Two Fisted Love Punch

This is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface... in a loving manner.
I knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate Two Fisted Love Punch.
by TheAmsterdam5 February 07, 2017
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