keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Toe Stink!

What my sister exclaims when she sees toes.

Oh Toe Stink!

by Goomba420 March 21, 2023

Camel Toe

The word(s) Camel Toe refers to the shape that is formed on a woman's vagina when her pants are too tight.

L : "dude, Mrs. T has got an epic camel toe"
G : "You Goddamn pervert."

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

Gramel Toe

A Grandma’s Camel Toe in Gray pants

Grandma asks: What is a Camel Toe?

Grandpa replies: It’s what happens when you wear those gray sweatpants.
…said at Grand daughter’s 1st Birthday

Since said by a grandma it has been coined Gramel Toe

by anonymous July 4, 2024

toe in the yoghurt

When you mess something up or stuck your Willy where it didn’t belong

I gone done stuck my toe in the yoghurt again

by Yoghurtpalz July 8, 2024

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows

This speaks to the act of giving a woman oral pleasure from her toes up to where her love flows - her wonderful center of sexual pleasure. This act should take several moments of delicate, selective, and sensitive kissing. Take your time for you don't know if it may ever happen again.

Brendon was trying to be poetic in a text to Allison and declared that he would give anything to be able to kiss her from her toes up to where her love flows. He waited patiently and then anxiously for her reply. Her reply provided him with a visual map for him to explore. Naturally he was so excited he took matters into his own hands before he was able to reply to her. His journey was set to begin later that evening...

by von groovy July 11, 2024