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Simp

by idkpicsomething May 26, 2020
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A guy who does way to much to try and get the puss.
A guy who puts hoes before bros.
You would be a simp if you are caught giving your life savings to a girl who doesn't even like you or someone who doesn't even know you.
Giving Alinity all your money and expecting her to fuck you
by Anti-simp101 May 26, 2020
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a man whomst devours females, will most often be a white knight and watches anime.
Woman on the internet: "OMG i am broke and single!"

Simp: "no u r not u r beautiful i will donate you $200 whats your patreon?"
by ShrimpTheSimp May 26, 2020
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Someone who sucks up to girls just so they'll date him
Not to be confused with people who are nice to everyone
A good example is Brock from Pokemon
That simp would literally go for any girl that would be in a 100-foot radius of him
Matt: Hey dude, it's game night, what do you wanna play?
Brian: Hey, I dunno, I'll play anything.
Joshua: Sorry, I'm hanging with Melissa tonight to help her get her homework done.
Matt: Wait, are you dating her?
Joshua: No, she's cute, that's all.
Matt:...
Brian:...
Matt & Brian: You little simp-
by ThatOneGrammarAsian May 26, 2020
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Hi my names tanner and I’m a simp
by Stop simping May 26, 2020
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trying to hard fora chick

bro 1 - you come out today

bro 2 - soz im a simp

bro 1- k.
by daquavis213 May 26, 2020
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SIMP KING

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L
by Yusbsjs May 26, 2020
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