Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.

Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.

by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024

stepsister-in-law

1- Stepsibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepsister.

stepsister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

half-co-nephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”

by Aman245 December 30, 2021

first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

son-in-law

Child's husband.

son-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020