ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 08, 2014
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for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.
Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!
by QueenoftheDarkness April 30, 2018
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Nate the ninja

A boy who is passionate and doesn't take any joke when he raps or addressing someone

He's not afraid to speak his
Mind he also goes by the name prince nate

Nathan M runs homstead and sunrise.
Nate the ninja, is a very funny person

He's comebacks are very hurtful

And he's kinda a fight wgen he's irritated.
by Kashmenate March 22, 2019
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puma ninja

a hot chick with ninja like moves and the sexual prowlness of a puma
dude you see that puma over there? you mean the one standing right behind you.. whoah! puma ninja
by redickulos April 24, 2011
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Ninja Starred

When you pick at your face so hard from using Crystal that you gain a 3rd eye between your eyebrows that looks like a ninja star was thrown at you.
by Kieshas dirty sock August 29, 2023
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Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.
“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”
by Lolurite July 29, 2018
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 08, 2025
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