Big Titty Tea

When the tea is big, important, and JUICY

“Susan! I have some big titty tea!”

by SuckMyAshhhhhh October 15, 2019

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

Faggy Tea

A Hot drink made from alternate ingredients like peppermint or other herbs. Includes fruit flavoured Tea

Tim. Hey Bob Do you want some Tea?

Bob. Regular or Faggy?

Tim. Either

Bob. Faggy Tea Please something fruity.

by RandomTeaDrinker November 18, 2022

Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.

Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”

by Sneakycat June 03, 2023

Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.

Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”

by Kironigmo January 06, 2022

Bubble Tea

You know, things that stuck in your throat every time. Its origin is a country that if you yell the name of it, you'll be sent to a hospital by angry Chinese people. (It's from Taiwan)!!!

Chinese love drinking different kinds of tea. But they never drink BUBBLE TEA because it's from Taiwan /smirking/

by TaiwanEhEhEh May 14, 2018

Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.

"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.

by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023