Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 17, 2020

Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

Josh Rat Saggytits

He is a weird and nasty creature. He often looks at girls as objects to put his penis in and wants to get his dick wet. He has sausage fingers and loves to give girls the cold chills. He lies about his virginity and is on the heavy side.

Josh Rat Saggytits often sits criss cross applesauce when hanging with friends

by Micheal Ferreira August 26, 2019

egyptian rat slap

The act of fingering a girl on a sand dune

"While I was in Dubai, I gave Meliha the ol' egyptian rat slap!"

by DerDacter February 16, 2016

Waiting for the rats to eat it

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.

-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.

by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019

Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 26, 2017

Hood Rat Shit

The act of engaging in dangerous and unlawful activity for the thrill or adrenaline rush.

My friend got her heart broke so we are gonna go by her ex's house and do some hood rat shit

by The Lovelady January 19, 2022