Ice Cream Bars

My life.

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

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clam chowder ice cream

yum yum yum

clam chowder ice cream

by this is not a troll April 29, 2024

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Shot and creamed

to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.

“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”

by sssamoanfartknocker3000 October 17, 2022

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When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

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vice cream

When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.

Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.

Man this music sucks, but at least I got me some vice cream!

by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019

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Cream filled fisting

Okay so pretty much, a cream filled fisting is when a man ejaculates on his fist, and then viciously fists a female until either her anus or vagina tears in half. This move is not performed very often but when it is, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.

Jill was feeling frisky last night so I gave her a Cream filled fisting. We are currently in the hospital trying to sew her vagina back up

by My_dick_fell_off February 24, 2019

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