bird

a female slot,hore or stuff like that

1.that girl is a bird

2. no shes not
1. yea look at her clothes

by spongeb0b September 6, 2011

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019

bird chicken

A barbequed, specifically bird-type of chicken. Usually served with cold burnt chips.

Person 1 (Allan) - "Hey let's have Burner's Burnt Bird Chicken and Chips for dinner"

Person 2 (Marjory Stuart Baxter) - "Yeah its all right....... It's really not that bad....... I guess you could say it's ok or fine even."

by The Burn Unit December 14, 2008

Mama Bird

When having intercourse, the man “finishes” in their partner’s mouth, and then their partner will gargle and spit it back into their mouth.

“Yo man, this girl and I got really crazy last night! She said she wanted to give me a Mama Bird!”

by Hugh_Janusss__ November 27, 2020

Bird Box Challenge

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.

by James Townsend January 23, 2019

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.

Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.

by CBCAKM September 3, 2017