Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019

no dad

a joke made that refers to a father molesting his kids

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

Dad

The definition of dad is right under this text
( GONE )

"Dad: See ya later bitch"

by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022

Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.

“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”

by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020