uber tits

Uber Tits is when a girl with saggy boobs is on top and her titties fall directly into your mouth you don't have to go to them they go to you like Uber Eats but for titties, Uber Tits.

Monica is a dope fuck, she has the Uber Tits...

by Potatofaceman May 28, 2020

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Pit Tits

Large, bulbous fatty deposits just below the shoulder and armpit area. Usually (but not exclusively) located on a person's back.

Darla is a whole lotta woman. I gave her a hug and found myself with a coupla handfuls of pit tits.

by puswami July 7, 2012

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Tits Brigade

When in checkers you are forced to make a move you do not want to make or puts you in a position to be jumped.

Shit! I'm in tits brigade!

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Damn it, you put me in tits brigade.

by Deven Mountain/Jake Jabeast November 15, 2011

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Tits day

All females are required to text a picture of their breasts to a man or their choice

It’s tits day. I better send a picture of my tits to (insert name)

by Wowiwowowowowowowowowiw October 31, 2019

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Sugar Tits

Female breast that sags with the nipple pointing downward, that resembles a sack of sugar.
Beauty in it's own way..

Sup, sugar tits... looking mighty fine tonight.

by Thygod21 December 10, 2021

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Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!

Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011

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