tit figue

The union of cleavage and erection; a poetic description for titty-fucking. Essentially, the tits become a sort of pussy, or "figue".

When John saw Lila's ample cleavage, all he could think of was how it ripe it was for a tit figue.

by erinlow January 9, 2007

Tits day

All females are required to text a picture of their breasts to a man or their choice

It’s tits day. I better send a picture of my tits to (insert name)

by Wowiwowowowowowowowowiw October 31, 2019

sweating tits

When you are a dude and you sweat as much as someone with huge breasts would.

"Man in all the buildings"
"I know I was sweating tits in art history"

by Rayroc October 27, 2017

Tit Biscuit

Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.

"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

Tits Up

Chillin. BIG chillin. Relaxing. Coolin. UNBOTHERED.

I’m so tits up that I can’t find my neck right now.

by Titsupnoneck August 25, 2019

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.

ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.

by ics' February 15, 2006