Red Fern

Male version of a fire crotch.

That guy Brad is a RED FERN like Lindsay Lohan.

That dude is a RED FERN...but totally hot, unlike that other ginger.

by Cat Flaps March 8, 2009

red glove

to fist a girl when she's on her period

"have you ever had a red glove?"
"oh, about two months ago when i was on the rag"
"sick"

by thedirtyjersey October 1, 2008

Red Sasquatch

When you use a condom with tire studs on a chick and pull out fast. Whammy, you got a red sasquatch

guy 1:Last night I gave Nicks mom the Red Sasquatch
guy 2: Thats why they call you the Rough Rider

by G-Un1t February 19, 2009

red cymbal

When a girl is giving you head upside down, making her face turn bright red, and you finish into your hands and proceed to slap her with them simultaneously, as if clapping a cymbal.

She thought I was being polite when I pulled out, but I was only getting ready to give a red cymbal

by Reggie Mills December 9, 2008

red tree

The red tree is a form of modern art, where a man, elevated to climax after sexual intercourse with a woman on her period or particularly violent intercourse with a man, pulls out and ejaculates with his blood covered penis onto a blank canvas and generally, but not necessarily, depicts a tree.

Yo man, I am the Picasso of this generation, I sold the red tree I made last night for $1,000.

by The Red Picasso June 30, 2016

Red sock

People who decide to buy Strange colored socks. Usually this is common in females but in males this is very strange

Nick Why are you wearing red socks? where do you even buy red socks? Your not on the fucking redsox team your irish at least get some green socks it would be a little less GAY

by Loganlog February 23, 2009

red devil

a virulent form of sexually transmitted disease often found on 'burners' e.g. people who go to Burning Man.

Bro, get a look at my dick, it looks like a case of the red devil.

or

My snatch is burning like a mother fucker. Must be the red devil.

by Jdog2455 September 10, 2006