Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.

The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

music industry

taylor swift

"dude taylor swift is literally the entire music industry"

by pseudonym dude uwu August 27, 2021

musically inclined

Basmah Alnamlah

“Are you musically inclined?”

“No, only Basmah Alnamlah is”

by hhaaaa December 22, 2024

Musically Orgasmic

A term used to describe the full body experience of pleasure received by a particular song or musical collaboration.

"Fuck dude! That song was totally Musically Orgasmic!"

"Oh man, when those drums kicked in, I jizzed a little, it was THAT Musically Orgasmic!"

by DJBiznatch February 1, 2021

mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ May 5, 2016

Music

pleasent noise

What is that pleasent noise I'm hearing?

Oh, you mean the music I'm listening to?

by vv.Ju January 12, 2021