car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots

“let’s pull a car pranks on chad”

by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025

Way to go! Parramatta Car Show

The ultimate and best ever experience

Bob - Hey Bill, did see the big fight last night? Bill - Yeah sure did! Way to go! Parramatta Car Show!

by GrogMonster69er September 25, 2022

Car Dysmorphia

The never ending thoughts of your car never being good enough to be compared to the standards seen online. While online cars used filters, and put thousands of dollars into their car, yours will never look the same.

My car is never good enough, I think I may have car dysmorphia.

by Ian Brunds June 11, 2022

national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip

“ aye arackz is national car sex dayyyy”

by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024