hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019

billy Jo hit

Billy Jo hit

Billy Jo hit – n. 1. The last hit; a nasty hit; a burnt hit. 2. The last nasty part of something no one else wants.
Yuck I ain’t taking that burnt up ass Billy Jo hit. Hell no
I ain’t smoking with him save him the Billy Jo hits!!

by Hattrick chick March 31, 2023

hitted

The past tense of being killed by a hitman.

Person A: What happened to Johnny?

Person B: Oh, he was hitted.
Person C: *silently backs away*

by victim of screenshitting January 28, 2020

Hit the hay

The time for and when to beat your meat

Im going to "hit the hay"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by RocketMan_6911 January 20, 2018

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Oakland Hit

when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california

the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.

by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019