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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
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fly on yourself

A popular saying in Hebrew which means being arrogant.
Someone that flatters himself or consider himself better in something that he is not.
Person A: "I'm gonna kick your ass on that game"
Person B: "don't fly on yourself, I am better"
by Sabich January 21, 2019
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flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.
Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???
by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020
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Fly dogging

1. A style of a soccer keeper player that dodges the ball up in the air, and the style its like a flying dog (header safe/punch ball safe)
2. A fly catch in football that has a similarity with fly dog style
Does Neuer just fly dogging in the game facing England? I literal ashamed
by RebornCoke March 2, 2025
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open fly

When A Majestic Fly 'Comes Out Of Your Zipper' its Actually Your Dick Coming Out Of Your Zipper
Hey We Can See Your Fly Hanging Out

The Open Fly Airlines Is Available

open fly plz im horny
by MummysWannabeGangster April 7, 2016
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Who gives a flying fig

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!
by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017
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