red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.

Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.

by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011

Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment

An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.

Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to say “bruh” or “cringe”

by Beta hater June 1, 2020

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

Get out moment

When some one states somthing akward leading to an akward the only way to prevent it (stop it if it has already happened) is to tell the person to leave by saying "just get out"

Guy 1: dude i was jacking off and
guy 2: dude im sorry but your gonna have to leave
guy 1 walks out
guy 3: that was the best get out moment ive ever seen

by I gave the following definition December 31, 2010