Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth

Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?

by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022

SILLY DOGGIE

SILLY DOGGIE is something you will call your friends when they say something you already meant.

Random Name 1: Who wants to be my child?
Random Name 2: Not me.
Random Name 1: That's why I said not me SILLY DOGGIE.

by Dazai the emo hoe February 3, 2022

Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021

silly fresher

A first year student at uni who takes things way too far on a night out, deffo won't be up until about 4pm.

"OMG! That poor girl is laying in her own sick"
"what a silly fresher..."

by sillyfresher4 December 9, 2021

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!

‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog

by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021

Sillycore

Sillycore describes words that can be viewed as silly. They are used for irony.

"You're such a goofball"
"Oh stop, you little silly rascal"
"I'm such a munchkin"
are all examples of Sillycore

by ilovepepsi420 December 27, 2021