Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025

Porn

Videos you beat your meet to that your wife doesn’t want you watching

Mommy my ding dong got sticky from watching porn

by Daniels 37 January 24, 2018

Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.

Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.

by skyeblu June 30, 2014

Porn

Porn is fucking someone hard

Let's watch Porn

by HornyKIds October 8, 2022

Porn

A app or creating porn

I watched porn in my bed.

by P.o.rn April 27, 2021

Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.

Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.

by ProSlag June 4, 2025