Do you want to play mini games?

A word usually heard from 6 year olds playing gorilla tag.

An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.

by Helloijustamhere September 11, 2022

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work. They’re so unexpectedly dumb, it actually tricks enemies.

“This kid is straight up just doing Conor Plays”

by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

by Mrbuttholesmeller June 3, 2023

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020