ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.

"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"

by fairybelled October 24, 2020

Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once

Yo did you hear? Ninja has ligma

FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE ADOPTED

by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

Ninja

A popular fortnite streamer and 2nd best in the world who died from ligma (a harmful diseases).

12 year old boi: You know the popular fortnite streamer ninja? He just died from ligma.
Caveman: Whaa..!!??...who tf is ninja and wtf is ligma!!??
12 year old boi: ligma fckin balls biiittcchh..!!

by Connor MacGregory August 21, 2018

ninja typer

One who can type faster then they can talk at work.. and avoid getting caught.

Man... I can't keep up with this broad I met online, she must be a ninja typer!

by tim arm July 16, 2007