TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.

My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.

by Bapumule September 24, 2011

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram February 22, 2018

k and block

to respond to a rude, insensitive or just plain annoying text with a "k" then proceed to block that persons number.

he asked me to fuck and I hit him with the "k and block"

by Big Daddy D 69 May 05, 2016

Dictionary Block

When you want to create a new word on the Urban Dictionary, but you can't come up with anything.

I can't think of what I should put on the Urban Dictionary, I think I've got Dictionary Block.

by TheRizzler12 May 20, 2023

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 08, 2024

Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.

Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch

by Scuba Steve eats children March 07, 2019

Clock Blocked

When you go into work early to finish a project and your boss tells you that you cannot clock in at that time.

Bob: Dude I went into work early so I could finish up that proposal for the new division of accounting but my boss wouldn't let me clock in.

Stu: Man that sucks, you totally got clock blocked

by Gomer B. December 13, 2011