Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 11, 2018

salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

beef bath

when a man has a fuckfest with obese men in a hot storage locker

officer there is a beef bath in progress

by rey skywalker December 16, 2020

Beef

Air coming out of the nipples of a woman.

Aka a breast queef. "I saw a girl breast feeding the other day, and her child began to choke because the woman beef-ed."

by Instigator8 December 13, 2010

Roast Beef

Logan’s dream of fucking Mia and her roast beef

Logan: “I had a dream last night I was fucking Mia’s Roast Beef”

by bobby124912039804 September 8, 2025

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016

beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.

junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.

by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012