Having an eclipse

To display erratic behaviors or act uncharacteristically.
Did you see Chad twerking uncontrollably earlier in the candle aisle at Walmart? He's totally having an eclipse.
by tenaciousN229 April 5, 2024
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No I do not have to cede the discourse to someone who has a ✌️✊️✌️desirable✌️✊️✌️ outcome so they can sit there and MAKE SOME SHIT UP to make themselves SOUND good (regardless of the truth of their propositions). Get the fuck out of here with that.
A retard "Listen to people who have the outcome, bro"

Hym "Nah, you go fuck yourself with that. You know damn well your ass is just going to lie about anything that makes YOUR SUCCESS (either) look trivial OR as though there are external factors that exist outside of your control that are the direct result of your success. You're SURE AS HELL going to lie if anything makes your wife look like a disreputable slut. Anything that doesn't lend credence to the proposition that your are an extra special guy who's uniquely deserving of your outcome will be dismissed, mocked, or denied. So, no. Fuck you. I don't have to sit there and let a motherfucker lie."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
mugGet the Listen to people who have the outcome, bromug.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
mugGet the Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real jobmug.
I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
mugGet the Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to sendmug.

it’s fine have fun

The ultimate “it’s fine” “have fun” petty combination abomination. It’s clearly not fine and you better not be fucking having fun.
“Sorry I can’t hangout I’m hanging out with the boys #saturdaysarefortheboys”

It’s fine have fun”
by Ab2ab2 February 26, 2018
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Having a Stroke

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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