Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014

Brown solution

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Oliver Brown

Rust Orange

Oliver Brown is a color most attributed to rust orange/brass tones but can be used in place of any kind of brown with very little green or blue. No indie. On human hair, Oliver brown is a red-cast brown (not ash) which stops at blonde. No indie.

"Oliver Brown"

by some idi0t November 4, 2013

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

by strangevoices January 19, 2015

brown bowser

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015

Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter

Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!

by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015

Brown Starburst

anal fisting

"We were so in love, the next logical step in our love making was a brown starburst"

by Dmd March 30, 2015