harsh times

if you toke on a spliff and it is mostly baccy or paper...then you are going through harsh times

uhoh boys....were goin through some harsh times

by Ruddegger March 11, 2004

Time Bandit

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."

Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.

by tiredguy December 30, 2009

Time traveling

Waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.

Matt: Ugh, I was time traveling all morning.

Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?

Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.

by Radm June 24, 2010

Lee Time

Any situation in which a short but large Asian man, offends, hurts the feelings of, disrupts, is entirely inconsiderate of anyone in his presence regardless of race, creed, age, sexual orientation or religion.

Note: Lee Time may or may not require the consumption of alcohol.

"It's Lee Time"

Dude don't ring the gong, you may spontaneously cause a Lee Time!

by The Predicament July 5, 2011

break time

Southern Australian slang for group masturbation. Generally performed by teenage boys between 13-16 years of age, this is a bonding session that helps the boys become more comfortable with their bodies and their sexuality. "Break times" are usually held in one of the boy's bedrooms, unknown to their parents. As the boys get older they grow less dependant on their group masturbation buddies and start experimenting with sex and porn.

"Hey Fabio, want to join us for some break time tonight?"
"I'm only eight!"
"Thats okay, we're experimenting with paedophila today."
"Oh. Neat."

by Harold Hustaffsvenson September 2, 2008

That time of the month

a word men use instead of period because they have a gf or they're very mature

hosea harris:wow abie looks really pissed,it must b that time of the month
dshaun groff: wats that?
josh johnson:abie's ugly
abie vahlkamp:hosea how do u no oh, u would wouldnt u..... dshaun ur an idiot josh shut the hell up! at least the rest of these guys know wat a pad is!

by awesomeness/yourface May 27, 2009

one time

The police. Contrary to a popularly accepted best guess, this North American black / hip-hop slang term did not derive from the idea that one should only look once and not double-take at the police (arousing suspicion). Instead, it derives from the first few words of personal anecdotes involving the police, often shared while socializing at BBQs etc: "One Time, I was just comin out the Korean store, and the five-oh seen me..." It became a fun slang device to simply refer to police encounters as "one times," as in "that was close! we almost had a one time." which simply evolved into calling the police "one time." This was very early 90s and only really persists among fans of rap produced in that era.

nigga yo ass bess get yo shit up out here nigga! one time straight flossin this hood f' yo ass. and that's only real, on my life nigga.

by THYLTH August 9, 2017