
Person 1: “dude that’s called a hit and run”
Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”
Person 2: “no he has a black ice air freshener, I’m doing a half Paul Walker because all he has in there is a white monster and firearm”
by Jaber2doodle June 9, 2025


wife: dear, are you gonna put out the bonfire in the garage or should I call 911?
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?
daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??
football fan husband: cant it wait'll half?
daughter/son: dad are you gonna take us to the party?
same dad: who schedules these things? cant it wait'll half??
by cosmofries November 13, 2011

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022

Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
