Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

White Trash Power

Exclaimed in celebration after a feat of white trash ingenuity has been accomplished, or after learning of good news.

You hear Cindy Gene and Billy Wayne got hitched?
Yur kiddin!? WHITE TRASH POWER!

by Dirty Band-Aid May 28, 2011

Power Over Boss

1. A stingy ass mofo boss who is an authoritarian asshole. Everybody hates him or her. Terrible manager or boss

She gets on my mofo nerve with her power over bossy self.

by HeyQueen June 19, 2018

lauren powers

Some stupid little girl who always seems to be in denial about existance

"That girl is such a Lauren powers, she's always talking about random stuff

by Lauren Pores July 2, 2017

power week

A week of successes, achievements, and general badassery.

1. Joe: How's it going?

Tom: Amazing. Having a power week; got a new job, girlfriend, and got that rash cleared up.

by riffraff01 May 13, 2014

Power Blowey

A "Power Blowey" is a blowjob that is done fast and efficiently. It is similar to a "quickie". No extra cute stuff. Just straight to the point and finish line as quick as possible.

We didnt have time for sex because we had to meet our friends for breakfast, so she just gave me a quick "Power Blowey" for now.

by Pimm with two Ms February 9, 2025

power banking

To gorge on food in the fear that it is only available for a short time.

"Man that dog is power banking....hard!"
"Dud time to start power banking its a long time till the next break"

by Cock Punch December 9, 2014