Jake

Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.

Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!

by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

Jake Paul

A famous Youtuber

An Youtuber who does anything for entertainment. He does what he does for the fans (Jake Paulers). Sometimes he has gone too far, and now he know it. People keep hating him when he is trying to rectify his mistakes.

Don't hate him, help him become a better person.

by Jake Pauer September 16, 2017

Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.

Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul

by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019

Jake

someone who is named “Jake” are Riley cool “not as cool as someone named Tennyson” but still cool

Jake is cool but I like tenn more

by The coolest person in the room November 9, 2019

National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021