Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Shepherd's Law

This fake law was founded by Leah and Sade and has not yet to be proven.

Shepherd's Law is a bunch of shit.

by motivenation February 26, 2017

fortuna law

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.

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by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017

david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..

Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law♡

by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Blood In Law

The people who love you more than themselves.the people who have given you something that you can never return them.For me,my Blood In Law are my two Sisters & my elder brother-in-law.

"lot of people passed through my life.but the real Blood In Law were my sisters & my brother-in-law"!

by Ra'kah May 28, 2016