evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

egg

you shove it up your ass

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"

by vestiary egg July 14, 2022

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

Egg

A egg is a good. It also has a different name, and that name is Taylor Beamish

So I’m discussing what a egg is. A egg has more than one name suck as Taylor beamish. Eggs can be used to make scrambled eggs, fried egg, and poached egg

by Taylor Beamish December 10, 2019

egg

is Ashwin

how can u be an egg

by Balakumar September 21, 2020