Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you

by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023

Dad-gro

Dad Agro.

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue

by Wingedweaver February 7, 2024

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

Dad

D-Deadbeat
A-Ass
D-daddy

Me:*call dad
Dad:*never answer

by My momma son July 6, 2022

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

by a good wiff December 14, 2017

dad

a dad is different than a father a dad is a man who chooses to be there, love and support you no matter what, a father is when you have a child.

i wish i had a dad

by adrie L. November 4, 2018