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butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
by Madman464 March 5, 2011
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Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by
Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.
by kick ars December 11, 2011
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Butt-PlugIn

n. The disgusting synthetic smell that hits you when you walk into a room. Often the result of an individual's terrible taste in (and overuse of) air fresheners, as well as an ill-fated combination of two or more fragrances.
Instead of improving the room, this smell is usually worse than the one being covered up.
(walking into a classroom)
Jim: "Oh, man! This place smells like Butt-PlugIn! Wh-What is that? Cloves and peppermint? Aghh!"
by ultralord3000 June 21, 2011
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Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd
"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"
by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011
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Bic Butt

The kind of poop that turns your butt into a ball point pen. Just keeps writing on the paper
Damn I used the whole roll of toilet paper. I have Bic butt :(
by Outofpaper October 19, 2023
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Butt Poetry

I was sitting with my girlfriend when I had an unusual fart. She asked "what was that?" I replied, "Butt Poetry."
by Jtrigger October 26, 2019
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Butt Nutt

The butt nutt is the situation in which one is eating the ass of their partner out, and their partner proceeds to take the biggest and baddest orgasmic dump on one's face. Butt nutt can be used as both a noun and a verb.

The noun form is to describe the situation in which one has their partner's shit upon their face following the infamous moment. The verb form is when one shits on their partner's face as their partner eats their ass out. Partners can either choose to eat the butt nutt, or to simply have it on their face.

Further note: butt nutt is to be used in a similar fashion to the famous phrase "nut." Also, be wary of those by the name of Chase, for they are connoisseurs of the butt nutt.
"Damn, I was eating this chick's ass out and she butt nutted all over my face. I loved it!" - Friend 1
"God, I wish someone would take a fat butt nutt on me like that." - Friend 2
by chasethebuttnutt December 18, 2020
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