F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

A person who is attracted to the F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines

I am a F-15E strike eagle powered by two F100-PW-229/220 low bypass afterburning turbofan engines sexual

by Fighter jet enthusiast November 29, 2024

Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Creepy Sexual

To be creepy sexual.

Woah man Bryan is creepy sexual.

by Nigger? March 13, 2009

george washington sexual

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

Usbo-sexual

Straight, but with a preference of either pan-sexual female or a straight female.

I'm Usbo-gender or Usbo-sexual.
Thanks Urban!

by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Fogerty Sexual

When someone is attracted to musician John Fogerty only and can't find anyone else that makes them feel the way he does. This also means they will remain single their whole life because they will never meet / fall in love with him.

Lisa: "Why don't you have a boyfriend yet? You've been single for years."
Joyce: "Because I am Fogerty Sexual."

by brisus_christ December 10, 2023