by Rad200308 January 5, 2018
Get the think brain thinkmug. The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
by Imagine Being Smooth Brained June 12, 2022
Get the Smooth Brainmug. An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.
In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
Get the brain fogmug. Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary
by Kyouko :3 November 29, 2019
Get the Brainmug. 1. Something so crazy/insane that you can’t even
2. Something that makes you think ; makes your brain work
2. Something that makes you think ; makes your brain work
1. Person 1- *sends meme of girl acting weird*
Person 2- “That ran my brain”
2. Person 1- *sends fun fact*
Person 2- “That ran my brain”
Person 2- “That ran my brain”
2. Person 1- *sends fun fact*
Person 2- “That ran my brain”
by randomsubs123 February 5, 2018
Get the That Ran My Brainmug. The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.
Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.
The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.
Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.
That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.
by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023
Get the Alien’s Brainmug. Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.
During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
by Jwooolie March 24, 2024
Get the Pickle brainmug.