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Duff Brain

An Über fluky dudely/dudette, that drinks to the point of being a problem for others. He/she somehow gets girls/dudes even though they either have a pencil for a penis or the chesapeake bay tunnel for a SNATCH. Aswell as being a drinker, they have terrible hair cuts, and think that they rule every city they find their way into.

Can be used as a Noun or Verb.

Drinks of choice: Fortays (40's), Vodka in a 2 liter, or colt 45
Music: Bad Euro-trash House stuff
Permanent residence: Ocean City, MD or NJ
1. dude one: "Dude, why the fuck did we bring brent.... he is duff braining so hard tonight... it's funkin' ruining my night."

dude two: "I know, it's my bad, but you won't have to see him again till next summer."

2. dudette one: "Ugh, you are way to drunk Brittany, you are a funkin' duff brain and you even knew I wanted that kid..."

dudette two: "OMGEEZ WTF alls I was gonna do was willis with him all night."
by brew thru her August 29, 2012
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shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.
my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making
by mr.assorth October 2, 2013
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bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
by VaJayJ October 7, 2013
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Brain Teazer

1. Alternate spelling for "brain teaser"

2. A puzzle that makes you feel like a total bad ass when you solve it.

3. One of the most complicated of puzzels testing intelect, logic and reasoning.
Are you really playing with a puzzle?!

Nawh its a brain teazer!
by PrincessPeachBaby May 24, 2012
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Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.
After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.
by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012
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brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.
J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.
by xxteapot November 30, 2011
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split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 6, 2011
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