Hell's water fountain

The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.

"Dude, did you see Rick tried to do a "Hell's water fountain".

by Nickj22 March 11, 2023

Glass Of Water Girl

A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.

Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.

by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021

sky water flu

When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)

LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.

by MontrealMedic1 July 8, 2021

doo-doo waters

A very immature term for anything of unmistakably low quality or desireability. Sometimes phrased as "DDW." The exact etymology is unknown to the author.

Daaaaaaamn the food at the cafeteria today was doo-doo waters

by KPW January 8, 2009

Water Bottle Domination

A Caucasian male performing an act of total domination towards a female. Domination in this definition is the sense of possessing one sexually. Because the female is getting totally dominated sexually, there is a constant state of squirting from them. In order to prevent dehydration, the female must continuously consume bottled water. Hence: Water Bottle Domination.

Dominant Caucasian Male: do a hand stand while I rail your poop shoot
Female: Yes Sir, Thank You Sir
Dominant Caucasian Male: Here is some bottled water for when I begin
(Water Bottle Domination begins)
(Female starts to drink bottled water while doing a hand stand)

by *** Stick June 5, 2009

Aztec Water Slide

While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)

I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide

by Feezley February 5, 2010

cool water sandwitch

-noun
an individual serving of cold beer, especially if taken from an ice-filled cooler.

There's nothing like a nice, cool water sandwitch in the morning to cure a hangover.

by Thaddeus Davis December 28, 2007