Chojnacki special

Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head

Michael gave julie a chojnacki special

by Joker6669 May 8, 2019

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Worke Special

When your principal leaves a little special sauce in the frosty fruit

“I can’t wait till Friday to get that Worke special”

by Beasty Bill December 17, 2018

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special special

a seriously awesome blow job.

Honey, can I have a special special for my birthday?

by Longwood69 March 15, 2011

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Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

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Shinzo Abe Special

An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.

Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.

Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!

by EternalSoldier December 4, 2024

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Cowboy Specials

Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."

"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."

"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."

by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022

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