bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.

Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!

by bogeyninja August 13, 2024

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

Ninja

A homosexual that wears a Blue headband, and sells out on the popular streaming service, Twitch.

Hey did you watch Ninja play today?
No, I was too busy master bating to pictures of my smokin hot science teacher.
Want to go smoke some dope?
Yea sure

by NinjaLovesBoys September 29, 2018

Ninja

Best japanese gang

ninjas are cool

by NinjaToonYT June 27, 2020

ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja

by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011

Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

by pedant5 August 17, 2011

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021