Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha

by Hey you girl October 12, 2017

Big michael

A fat boy

"Woah dude, look at that big michael over there"

by IloveVanillaSex October 25, 2017

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.

How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.

by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017

michael ward

The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.

Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!

Hey did you see Michael Ward jump that motorcycle over the Grand Canyon???

by Pasty119 March 24, 2017

michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him

Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months

by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017