a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet
by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019
Get the michael stephensmug. 
The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
Get the Michael Baronemug. An insult used for people who are specifically lanky. In some cultures people named Michael are ridiculed and eaten.
Good person: Look over there, that’s a Michael
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
Child: oh no what should we do
Good person: Watch and learn
Michael: Is assaulted
by Deepwokenassaulter February 3, 2024
Get the Michaelmug. by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022
Get the National Bully Michael Daymug. Future Congressman of TN01
by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022
Get the Michael Leonemug. Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
Get the Jonathan Michael McKenziemug.