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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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Try Hard

Someone who sucks at something and tries too hard to succeed, especially through imitating someone else.
They usually do this to get fame or popularity.
Person 1: Did you see that game yesterday? Big dude was imitating his opponent and was trying real hard to win the game.
Person 2: Yeah dude, big dude TRY HARD
by thirefun January 6, 2019
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Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”
“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”
by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022
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Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact
by KeeGee February 20, 2020
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math is hard

so is life...

get over it!
Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!
by man367519 May 18, 2022
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Hard

Having An Erection
by LilMasky April 8, 2019
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Hard leg

A man or men who have penis that still get hard, old slang word for old heads
All y’all hard legs go sit down somewhere and get out them young women faces
by Urban slang genius for March 21, 2019
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