Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. SCRUM-DILLY-ICOUS
by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021
Get the Sugar Cookiemug. by Tigerstar January 4, 2017
Get the cookiemug. Years back, this was primarily MrBeast's catchphrase. This helped him gain subscribers because it was something cool and new. In recent years though, it has been the go-to subscribe phrase for generic YouTubers with no personality, and spam channels that have no originality (all they know is stealing). The spam channels in particular probably took a YouTuber growth course as they're only in it for money. MrBeast was probably their only inspiration to do YouTube anyway.
by Deadboydoor517 January 9, 2025
Get the sub for a cookiemug. by Jack zimmermanian October 24, 2016
Get the Oozy cookiemug. A faggot
by Mill carton at night December 28, 2019
Get the Cookie Guymug.