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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
mugGet the Lawn Ninjamug.

Ninjas

- There are about 2,371 objects in the room you are they can use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Power Ranger were NOT ninjas.
- They don't need to pee.
- Japanese Ninjas are not the best, if they were, how would you knew they exist?
- They train 18 hours a day, from the day they were born.
- If you think you saw a ninja, he isn't a ninja.
- Bullets don't kill ninjas.
- When ninjas go to the water, they come out dry.
- Ninjas do not use 'Ninja' headbands

- Ninjas do not dress with black tape and do not cover their face.
- Only ninjas can see and kill other ninjas.
- If a ninja decides it's your end, there's nothing you can really do, unless you're Yoda, or a Constança.
- Ninjas controle the wether.
- Ninjas' are mostly boys, only a few expert girls can make it. Mulan is an example.

- Ninjas may live in your house whiteout you knowing.
- If you meet a real Ninja (rare thing) he will either kill you, or marry you.
"My feather disappeared and my brother died. How could it happen?"
"It started raining about 777 times today, Ninjas must be mad"
by iammarian August 24, 2017
mugGet the Ninjasmug.

deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.
guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.
by xjordanx November 30, 2007
mugGet the deamon ninjamug.

Ninja

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.
by rabloing July 7, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.
by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010
mugGet the vowel ninjasmug.

Ninja

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.
by superstealthkillergirl September 10, 2011
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017
mugGet the Cum Ninjamug.

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